Even though the plumbing in my house exploded in a horrendous torrent of sewage that flooded two-thirds of my house, which resulted in the diaspora of my family to a teeny-tiny hotel room, I feel ecstatic. Why, you may ask. Hold that thought.
Due to the aforementioned dilemma sleep has been lacking from my daily routine for the past two days. I was nervous for this morning’s class. I planned on lecturing on introductions and conclusions in the writing process, but feared that my personal life would bleed into my professional life which would result in a spectacular clusterfuck of a morning. To my pleasant surprise, today’s class was amazing. Splendiferous. Sublime. Today’s class made up for the rest of the ridiculousness bombarding my life. Thank you, section 140414 of English 101. You have made my day.