May 2011
Hell Weeks
I have been so absolutely lazy the last three weeks. Reading? Pft. Research? Hah. Writing? Meh. I have been half-assing all aspects of my academic life. Unfortunately, my laziness is catching up on me.
To do list for next week:
1. Annotated Bib and Prospectus
2. Research Snape as the Byronic Hero
a. construct powerpoint for Snape presentation
b. give Snape presentation (rocked it!)
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April 2011
Reblog if this is the emblem of your school......
Why today sucks ass
1. I have to write a paper that I don’t really want to at the moment, and it’s due in approximately six hours.
2. I will be on my college campus for the duration of twelve hours today.
3. I’m on my period and I feel like I want to curl up under a rock and die.
4. I want to eat an entire chocolate cake. Alas, there is no cake.
5. I’m running on about five hours of...
Just because I'm a virgin...
…it doesn’t mean I’m not a sexual person, it just means I’m picky about who I stick inside of me.
…it doesn’t mean I’ve never heard a sex joke before, I’ve heard a lot of them, and come up with quite a few myself (pun intended).
…it doesn’t mean I don’t understand the mechanics of sex.
…it doesn’t mean I’m a...
